Ugly Girls Love Pretty Girls and Pretty Girls Love Ugly Girls

As you see the dynamic working wonders.

Listen I'll be frank. Look a group of women, notice how some just look better than others? Well the reason why is simple (in my opinion) ugly girls like hang with pretty girls so they can get a taste of the attractive life and pretty girls like hanging with ugly girls so they can see what being a real human with a soul is all about. I mean it's simple really, once you've looked like a truck stop urinal all your life, you want to see what the soda section looks like. If you look like a hobbit swallowing a grenade full of snake venom, then hell, why not at least to get stare at the back of the head of a decent looking man while he stumbles all over your friend. Ugly girls are a necessary dynamic in life. They take their share of the mosquito load in the summer (who want's all those bites) they're great for clinical trials, and whenever you need a lesson in empathy, look at a chick that looks like a combination of Peabo Bryson and Stonewall Jackson and feel...just feel.


As for the pretty girls they LOVE the ugly girls. Most times they have the absolute best personalities, they're thoughtful, respectful, good listeners, and great friends from years of being mistreated by society and the pretty girls couldn't give a damn less. The hobbits are there as placeholders, hold her bag, hold her purse, hold her leg up so he can get that stroke down (you know she got big heels and he trynna get that G-Spot...and if the ugly girl does it right, she might get the scraps). It's crazy to see these extremes but you see them sometimes. The ugly chick wants the life of the pretty girl and the pretty girl wants the down to earth tendencies and good nature of the oddity in front of her but can't see life without people waiting on her hand in foot. IMO, be friends with who makes you feel good, but if you're the ugly mango faced pirate in heels, be wary because you're making her look good, and if you're the decrepit shell of a human realize that if she turns pretty the ride is over. Accept your fate and maybe that dude has a hobbit looking homeboy just for you.

What do you think?

--Mr.PR