#2 The Importance of Femininity

Listen, Dr.--Mr. Pr is a man. A man that normally does not speak on behalf of all men; but at this very moment, I'm about to speak on behalf of the vast majority of them. Men love femininity. Understand that. You can believe all that other stuff if you want, but the normal guy, your boyfriend that works a 9-5 at Time Warner loves it when you get your hair done, and throw on those 4 inch heels; but it seems that some ladies are thinking, "ugh....alladat aint eeen necessary I mean, it's cute when I'm in the club/work/reading club/starbucks/mall/whatever the hell else and all but damn, them heels hurt." I understand, I really do, but beauty hurts (well that's what I'm told, my mirror tells me otherwise) I'm not telling you how to keep your man, I'm judging no one, I'm here to help and I'm helping you by telling you what men like, we like women. This is the very reason that gyms, rims and timbs exist. We will go through damn near whatever it takes to get the mate we want to have and femininity is what attracts us to you. I'll be the man, you be the woman, period. I saw a post the other day of a young lady asking what men prefered Stilettos or Jordans and lo and behold...heels won. Like I really want you in my house wearing a fresh pair of all white '11's that don't come out till next week....riiiiight.

Here is why and it's simple. We are polar opposites with slight similarities as sexes. I do not want to see you in anything that I can wear period. Yea yea yea, I respect your right for comfort and all of that, but if you want to keep his head in the game, ensure that you do what you need to do and give him what he wants sometimes, you can't be the spoiled princess ALL the time. Didn't mom tell you how to share???

How? Well here you go. To accomplish your operation, remember this...sex is very close to war, all male senses must be destroyed at all times. Nose bombarded by the napalm of perfume, eyes ransacked by that buttersoft skin glimmering with the moisturizer of your preference, ears under siege by the rhythmic vibrations of your invisible yet daily worked vocal chords, taste buds curious of what that new shade of lip gloss voluputating your curvaceous African/[Insert your race here] face orifice has to offer, and his hands blitzkrieged by your flowing mane all while you gaze at him like a starving lioness, staring into the soul of an injured helpless baby venison whose left front leg has been broken, exhausted and confused from the heat, ready to give in. Keep that up, you might find some Mercedes keys on the nightstand one day (hint for the slow ones they'll be yours).

It's true and proven. Example, the show "Modern Family" I watch it all the time and anybody that knows me knows that if the tv is away from ESPN for more than 2 consecutive hours, I'll go beserk (WHERE ARE THE PLAYS OF THE WEEK DAMNIT!) But 78.985% of the reason why I watch it, is for Al Bundys current super fine ultra feminie wife. Her demeanor, clothing, hair, voice, all of that and if you've never watched, take a look men, it's worth it. Ladies, it's simple, the more feminine, the better. You can be all strong and progressive and intelli--- and blah blah bullshit yall be talkin' bout, just do it in some damn heels...and pass me a Bud Light.


Yours Truly,

Dr.--Mr.PR