Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Ugly Girls Love Pretty Girls and Pretty Girls Love Ugly Girls

As you see the dynamic working wonders.
Listen I'll be frank. Look a group of women, notice how some just look better than others? Well the reason why is simple (in my opinion) ugly girls like hang with pretty girls so they can get a taste of the attractive life and pretty girls like hanging with ugly girls so they can see what being a real human with a soul is all about. I mean it's simple really, once you've looked like a truck stop urinal all your life, you want to see what the soda section looks like. If you look like a hobbit swallowing a grenade full of snake venom, then hell, why not at least to get stare at the back of the head of a decent looking man while he stumbles all over your friend. Ugly girls are a necessary dynamic in life. They take their share of the mosquito load in the summer (who want's all those bites) they're great for clinical trials, and whenever you need a lesson in empathy, look at a chick that looks like a combination of Peabo Bryson and Stonewall Jackson and feel...just feel.


As for the pretty girls they LOVE the ugly girls. Most times they have the absolute best personalities, they're thoughtful, respectful, good listeners, and great friends from years of being mistreated by society and the pretty girls couldn't give a damn less. The hobbits are there as placeholders, hold her bag, hold her purse, hold her leg up so he can get that stroke down (you know she got big heels and he trynna get that G-Spot...and if the ugly girl does it right, she might get the scraps). It's crazy to see these extremes but you see them sometimes. The ugly chick wants the life of the pretty girl and the pretty girl wants the down to earth tendencies and good nature of the oddity in front of her but can't see life without people waiting on her hand in foot. IMO, be friends with who makes you feel good, but if you're the ugly mango faced pirate in heels, be wary because you're making her look good, and if you're the decrepit shell of a human realize that if she turns pretty the ride is over. Accept your fate and maybe that dude has a hobbit looking homeboy just for you.

What do you think?

--Mr.PR

5 comments:

  1. First of all, MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LMMFAO!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    Ok, now that that's out of the way, I have seen those pretty girl/ugly friend packs on TOO many occasions to count. It's true. The absolute WORST though are the Ugly Girl Only(UGO. As in U Go straight to hell for looking like the bottom of a demon's colon) packs. It's a scary thing.

    I think it just boils down to the so called "pretty" girl being so damn scared to have some true competition and having such LOW self esteem, that she surrounds herself with those who she deems as less attractive then herself. "Pretty" pretty much equals popularity in this world, so the "ugly" girls get to be popular and the "pretty" girl can feel like the queen that she really isn't. Remember, when the lights are off it all boils down to the p*ssy. Just can't take those beasts out in public without obeying all leash laws...

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  2. smh....You made a point but, wtf? Come on dudes, somebody has to take on the one thats not as attractive( if you will). Like Luda said have a couple of drinks and stop discriminating.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzZFE-9gb7Q

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  3. Discrimination makes the world turn! (That and some crazy thing about gravity, solar winds, poles...some science crap that I can never see I dunno.) Everyone wants to feel pretty and I can understand that, but when it's blatantly obvious that the only reason the pretty girl is friends with the ugly girl is for self esteem, it's saddening it really hurts. I'll befriend anyone no matter the looks male or female because it's the inside that counts, but I just don't like to see people being taken advantage of....--Mr.PR

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  4. Good points made by all. Alright, most things have already been addressed so ill touch on something diff. What about these ugly girls with the pretty girl complex? Or these ugly ducklings acting all stuck up and rude, like her doo-doo don't stink. These abominations to man are a result of men who are so starved for pussy that they blow these chicks heads up. Im not saying a ugly chick cant get a man thats going to want to be in a relationship with them but for the most part niggas just wanna hit. When enough dudes just want this chick for that reason than the female starts to feel like she really the shit. then were stuck wit a stuck up girl...smh its all our fault

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  5. That sounds like a article that MUST be written!...--Mr.PR

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