Sunday, September 26, 2010

For the Men: Top 10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

This list was not created by me but I thought I would share. Enjoy!

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun (HA!)

7 comments:

  1. Lol@ number 8 some dudes share more then just guns

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  2. Ok, so i can agree with some of this. But if you truly know about guns, you know a silencer doesn't stop the sound completely. Ha!! You'll never keep me quiet!!
    Get at cha' girl!

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  3. Dr. Dee Cuptz~Very true. Technically the term is suppressor but it least it does quiet it down quite a bit...and that's all we need...for them to just quiet down a bit.....Of course with subsonic ammo, the only think you hear is the slide retracting....so like i said...as long as it quiets them down, every little bit helps...

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  4. Too bad they don't make women suppressors....hell...people suppressors period.

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  5. Dr Cel, we need to event the "Shut the Hell Up Suppressor" aka S.H.U.P.S, we should make it so the harness latches onto the jaw as the applier forces it on the face. That way i can mush a ma fucka and shut him the hell up at the same time...i mean i can do that now but i want a actual device...

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  6. LOL! I say we do it! itsOne0, time to draw up the plans!

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